i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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