i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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