Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Randomize
