so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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