she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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