You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
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