Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
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