Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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