just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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