too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
