I wish I could punch you in the face.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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