I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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