do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
My vagina just clenched in fear
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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