Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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