I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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