This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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