shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
In other news, I just burned my penis
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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