i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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