i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
where are my eyebrows?
Randomize
