Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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