also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
