I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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