Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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