It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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