I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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