Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
