i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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