it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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