Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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