dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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