You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
just tell him i said nine months
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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