He asked to "fluff my boner.."
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
How's work?
Spinning.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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