you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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