'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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