I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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