Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Floor bacon is actually really good
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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