I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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