Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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