Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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