there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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