Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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