What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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