My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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