was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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