i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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