Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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