Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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