He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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