Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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