I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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