summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
