I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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